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♥*¨¨*♥ Bubbly Lancs Lass ♥*¨¨*♥When im gd im very very gd but when im bad im better
Smart salesman
A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that's robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00? Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!" The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irate guy - "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much". Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spits it out and says: "HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!" "It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?" last nite
Blackpool
Took my little girl chloe 2 see the illumination last night she had a brilliant time even though it did rain but wat do u expect thats all its done 4 the past couple of weeks hopefully wont b raining while were on hols nxt wk even if it does im sure we will still have fun especially when shes got a barmy mummy like me lol !
who wants to go to heaven? not meAn old lady dies & goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "it's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm going to hell." "You can't go there,"says St. Peter. "You'll be raped & sodomized." Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!" Im here 4 u always Hosted by Sparkle Tags All of your fears cast them on me I just want you to see I'll be your cloud up in the sky I'll be your shoulder when you cry I hear your voices when you call me I am your angel And when all hope is gone, I'm here No matter how far you are, I'm near It makes no difference who you are I am your angel I’ll catch your teardrops when you cry All you need is time Seek me and you shall find You have everything and you're still lonely It don't have to be this way Let me show you a better day And then you will see the morning will come And all of your days will be bright as the sun So all of your fears just cast them on me How can I make you see? And when it's time to face the storm I'll be right by your side Grace will keep us safe and warm And I know we will survive And when it seems as if your end is drawing near Don't you dare give up the fight Just put your trust beyond the skies And trust in me STAND UP for Tiny Lives
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Angel or Demon ?  ?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ??
R.I.P
R.I.P TV's "Crocodile Hunter", Steve Irwin, has been tragically killed while filming in Australia. Sorry fella's lol"Mum"
"Yes dear"
"Wats a cock ?"
"Oh thats the dangly bit in between a mans legs"
"Wats a cunt then ?"
" Thats the rest of him" prayer lolLord b4 i lay down 2 sleep
I pray 4 a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome smart n strong,
One who's willy is thick n long,
Oh send me a man who makes love 2 my mind
Knows just wat 2 say when i ask
"How bigs my behind ?"
And as i kneel n pray by my bed
I look at the wanker u sent me instead,
Amen LoveIVE SEEN LOVE DIE WAY TO MANY TIMES
WHEN LOVE
deserved to survive
 Pick yourself upSo you get thrown down on the ground. J smile J Bet every1 can relate 2 a part of thisThis one is for everyone. . Whos had a hard time in this life [&&] cannot seem to find their way Without using a knife. This one is for the little girl. . Who didnt want to play your game. She hated that you touched her, Now all she has is shame. This one is for the boy. . Whose father gets mad. All he can do is hope today Wont be quite as bad. This one is for the girl. . Whos father left her for a gun. She was the one that found him [&&] her whole life came undone. This one is for anyone. . Whos been the fat kid in the class. Who has hated their reflection When they look into the glass. This one is for the boy. . Who still wishes for the past. For the girl that he first loved, He thought that it would last.. This one is for the girl. . Who thought pills would ease her pain. With each one that she swallowed, Peace she would obtain. This one is for the girl. . Her mothers words are cruel. She says shes fat, She makes her cry, Her diet is now the rule. This one is for the woman. . Who tries hard to conceive, But after one more miscarriage, All she can do is grieve.
This one is for the girl. . Who couldnt seem to eat. She went for days without food with herself, She did compete. This one is for the girl. . Who gave it all to the wrong guy. He took her body [&&] her heart, But then he said good-bye. This one is for anyone. . Whos had trouble getting by. Who cannot seem to pay the bills, When moneys in short supply.
This one is for the boy. . Who faces the regret. Someday hell see he lost the girl He never will forget. This one is for anyone. . Whos ever felt alone. They cry at night when no one hears, Their pain is never shown.. This one is for everyone. . Whos had trouble in this life. Just know that there are others Who feel [&&] share your strife ??? Is it right to kick a person when they are already down U took MY heartYou Took My Heart.Y
Touched my soul, You changed my life && All my goals. And Love is Blind and that i knew when.....My Heart was blinded by you. Ive kissed your lips && Held your head, shared your dreams and your bed.
I know you well, i Know your smell. Ive been addicted to you. |
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